Flirt Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Misbah: Hm Sachin Ko Ksi


Misbah:

Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy



Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy



Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)



(2) I am the Best i can prove i


I am the Best i can prove it *



I can put coffee in coffee cup.

Can u put world in world cup ?

Ha

Ha Ha



Ok 1 more,

I can send my no. on ur cell. Can u send ur cell on my no ?

Hoo Hoo



Ok 1 MORE,

I can send my address on ur mobile.

Can u send ur mob. on my address?

Nahi na.



(3) If you like me then raise y


If you like me then raise your hand .....

if you do not like me then raise your "standard"...







"Kuch tu standard high kar bachay "




(4) Aaj Kal Larkiyon K Kapre, Y
Aaj Kal Larkiyon K Kapre,

Yahan Se Less

Wahan Se Less

Kabhi Sleveless

To

Kabhi Backless

Or Koi Larka Ghoor K Dkhe Tu,

"Oh My God !

How Mannerless" :p



(5) Aaj Kal Larkiyon


Aaj Kal Larkiyon K Kapre,

Yahan Se Less

Wahan Se Less

Kabhi Sleveless

To

Kabhi Backless

Or Koi Larka Ghoor K Dkhe Tu,

"Oh My God !

How Mannerless" :p



(6) Zndagi mai jab b


Zndagi mai jab b kisi ko chaha hy,

Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy,

Socha tha ab chor dain is pyar k khel ko,

Pr suna hai pichli gali mai 1 naya piece aya he ;-)



(7) Question: What is


Question:

What is a Girlfriend.?

Answer:

Jo har Baat pe tok tok kr Tumhari har aadat Badal De or 2 saal Baad kahay k

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"JANU Ab Tüm pehle jese nhi rahay";)



(8) WAY 2 IMPRESS A G


WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:

Respect her,

Honour her,

Luv her,

Protect her,

Care 4 her,

Obey her,

Sacrifice 4 her..

HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?

Just smile once (Game over)


(9) Husband & wife do


Husband & wife dono hotel mai gae tu 1 larki ne hello kia

Wife:Kon thi ye?

Husband:Tum plz Mera dimagh kharab mat karo!

Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho.



(10) Dosti kro JAZZ wa

Dosti kro JAZZ wali se.

Pyar kro TELENOR wali se.

Date maro WARID wali se.

Ankh larao ZONG wali se.

Gift lo UFONE wali se

Or

SHADI karo BAGHAIR MOBILE wali s



(11) A girl takes too


A girl takes too much time to love & few seconds to hate..

But,

a boy takes few seconds to love & too much time to hate.



(12) The best relation


The best relation ever is b/w 2 eyes

"They blink together"

"Move together"

"Cry together"

"See together"

&

"sleep together"

STILL

"They never c each othr directly

"BUT"

whn they see a girl

"one will blink

&

othr will not.

"MORAL OF THE STORY"

A Girl can break any kind of relationship.



(13) Golden words Agar


Golden words

Agar tum jisay pyar kartay ho ussay

na pa sako to

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us ka number mujhay dey do

Kya pata mere sath set ho jaye.



(14) 1 small love stor


1 small love story

Boy &girl in restaurant

Boy-I love u

Girl-I dont love u

Boy-Think again

Girl-No No & No

Boy-waiter,bring separate bills.

Girl-ok ok

i love u


(15) Har khushi teri t

Har khushi teri taraf mor doon,

Tere liye chand taare tak tor doon,

Khushiyo k darwaze tere liye khol doon,

Itna kafi hai ya do jhoot or bol du




(16) Mumtaz ki kabar k


Mumtaz ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai......

Hum kis-kis ke liye taj mahal banwayein??

Hume to har larki mumtaz nazar aati hai@




(17) Do u know whats A


Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.





(18) AM I CUTE? TEST c


AM I CUTE? TEST

call, if i m cute

miss call, if i m gorgeous

Text back if i m pretty

Text a joke if i m charming

Just ignore if u r jealous




(19) I want u …


I want u


To be with me In a nice Restaurent

To have candle light dinner
. &

to say those sweet three words to U
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“Pay The Bill




(20) Love is an illusi


Love is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted people..

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People with strong hearts

believe in FLIRTING :p